The funny thing about....
...smelling something really awful when you`re walking around a cemetary with tombs is that there`s a very good chance you`re smelling dead people.
I was walking around the Recoleta cemetary yesterday (pictures forthcoming) checking out all the statues and tombs. Its just rows and rows of tombs with super scary and sometimes funny statues on them.
Well.. I discovered when walking in the top half of the cemetary it smelled like really good pizza, in the middle, no smells, and in the bottom half, it basically smelled like death and old cat poop. There`s a decent chance I`m walking around with particles of some old guy in me...not to mention little bits of pizza and cat poop.
Like I said, pictures on the way.
Posted at 06:35 pm by davidraske
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Frank C
April 20, 2004 07:01 PM PDT
Buzzkill for me was reading about DR shopping for leather with his buddy. |
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El Rojon
April 20, 2004 06:49 PM PDT
Anyone who has hung out with Dawson can understand the very definition of buzz-kill. Unless you're into getting pornstar money-shot lugies....it goes something like this:
You: Hey Dawson! Great to see you!
Dawson: "Its always a PFFFSSTTHBBBBHTESSSS*HOCK*GHTPHHHHTTTTTTTTHHHHBBBB...."
(You then stand in silence looking as if you tried to break the Houston 500 gangbang...) |
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Seattle's Best Looking Man
April 20, 2004 06:29 PM PDT
The other day, someone shit himself on my bus. I’m not sure if it’s as big a buzz kill as having to listen to a handicapped European? It was pretty gay though. The only justice is that the guy is going to have mad dingle berries. Isn’t that right F.I.T.? |
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John Stats
April 20, 2004 02:44 PM PDT
You want to talk about a buzz kill? One time I got kicked out of a basketball game. I went outside. I was venting by yelling at a wall, and this dude came over and kicked my ass. |
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dickey simpkins
April 19, 2004 08:17 PM PDT
when did Jack Handey get to Argentina and hijack Raske's blog? |
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Joe Joe
April 19, 2004 07:34 PM PDT
phew*
good thing the homepage is (optional)..
anyway, i think when tom makes pres i'm going to push for all cemetaries to be rezoned to golf coarses and/or bamboo gardens for the demacrats... i hate cemetaries but i'll look forward to the pics. could you also take a pic of the ms guy the other night. the whiskey and coke guy from britain. god, freaking brits....they're like the 'mike tyson's' of civilization. has-beens who want attention for the dumbest shite |
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