So you know its a good day when a squad of angry trannies attack a government building.  Yes, that thing in purple is what you actually find in the "alternative lifestyles" section of the personals. Lots of big, fine, and not-so-naturally-created women transvestites battered down the doors to the Legislature building today. Lots of police were waiting inside in riot gear, only retaliating with a small water cannon shooting out holes in the wooden doors. Here`s the story if you want to read it... The picture doesnt really do the scene justice...a bunch of professional protesters also showed up to hurl garbage and rocks at the police inside. A priest showed up in all white to try and calm the scene, only to be accidentally drenched with water.  The cannon was more like a high-power hose...nothing that could actualy knock people down, but only enough power to smear mascara and demotivate big dick-less men in wigs, now soaked wet in freezing weather (It was 32 here today).
	Sometimes a translation is even better than the original...  I couldnt find a photo that has the "YO, Robot!" title on it, but I just keep hearing the Fresh Prince gettin jiggy with his new metallic frend.
Lastly...Local gym customs that have bothered me lately... Problem 1:  Babies in strollers, next to the Lat pulldown machine.  I think its great that moms get in shape...but with the overabundant supply of cheap Bolivian and Peruvian labor, cant she get a baby sitter?  Its just weird seeing a baby in the gym...but not nearly as weird as... Problem 2:  Naked man, eating sandwich in locker room. For 5 minutes. Naked. Food in locker room = bad.   Extended loitering in locker room = bad.  Had a big fat man towell off next to him and his sandwich.     Not to be upstaged by the only closet homo without germ phobias, we find .... Problem 3: Weird, friendly, naked touching guys... Its common for men here to be more touchy-feely than in the usa. Kisses and hugs when meeting and parting, etc...  Its also common for them to have animated conversations.  And thirdly, they love mirrors.  It went down like this: a) Picture two young naked men primping in front of the mirror, casually talking. b) Convo gets heated, in a friendly (MUCH too friendly) way, and one guy puts his arm on the shoulder of the other.  (Isnt the "no touching" rule is just as sacred in the locker room than in any M-W-M 3-some situation?) c) Man holding shoulder, shakes said shoulder to emphasise a point, and in turn, makes the mans cock flop around.  d) They laugh. e) I leave.